While looking at a video of testing newborns’ hip flexibility:
Friend: She doesn’t look too happy.
The Husband: She? How can you tell?
Friend: [blank stare]
The Husband: I just thought that was a weird-looking penis.
I was about to write a post about how The Husband’s brain has checked out and he’s given up all critical-thinking and decision-making skills since Winter Break started, but apparently the brain left even before the test.