I just got an email inviting me to an event where I get to learn how to give shoulder injections, knee injections, subcutaneous injections, and intramuscular injections. I will practice on the other med students, and they will practice on me.

The problem is, it’s at 5:30 on a Wednesday, so I had to ask the wife if it’s OK if I go, since I won’t get home until really late.

When I asked the general if I could go, here was her response:

“Do I mind if you go to an event where you and your classmates take turns jabbing yourselves with needles? Knock yourself out.”

Best. Wife. Ever. EVER.