We had a party on Sunday so The Husband bought a grill. He and some of his fellow M1s went out back to put it together. An hour later, I went outside to check on progress.
“Well, it’s together, but we don’t know where these extra screws are supposed to go.”
“Isn’t there supposed to be an extra burner somewhere?”
“Maybe we should look at the diagram in the instructions.”
“There are instructions?”
Yeah, I don’t think they should be surgeons.